29.Jul.14 3 minutes ago

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: queensamwise, via officialwhitegirls)

29.Jul.14 6 minutes ago

drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
29.Jul.14 8 minutes ago

Wait… not everyone calls shopping carts buggies?

29.Jul.14 10 minutes ago

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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(Source: pinkhairedgoddess, via sniffing)

29.Jul.14 5 hours ago
29.Jul.14 5 hours ago

let me introduce myself

1. the meaning behind my url
2. a picture of me
3. tattoos i have
4. last time i cried and why
5. piercings i have
6. favorite band
7. biggest turn off(s)
8. top 5 (insert subject)
9. tattoos i want
10. biggest turn on(s)
11. age
12. ideas of a perfect date
13. life goal(s)
14. piercings i want
15. relationship status
16. favorite movie
17. a fact about my life
18. phobia
19. middle name
20. anything you want to ask

(Source: novltea, via eredmithrins)

29.Jul.14 7 hours ago

theirs:

notthebatman:

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

sounds like a shih tzu

I’m going to kick your ass

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

29.Jul.14 7 hours ago

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via unescapable)

29.Jul.14 7 hours ago

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

(via unescapable)

29.Jul.14 7 hours ago

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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(via ctoonfan1)

29.Jul.14 7 hours ago

anddarlingthisthing:

Reblog if you thinks it’s okay for a person to be gay and follow God simultaneously, because as I recall, my God says “I love those who love me..” 

(via thepredatorywaspofthepalisades)

29.Jul.14 7 hours ago