when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t
*gets 0 on the test*
Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month
you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now
"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.
This joke is lethal